Writing Challenge I – Ian Thomas Healy

I write, and I rock. I have a long-running LEGO webcomic and about 16 ebooks. Details at www.ianthealy.com. You know you want to click through. It’s not a Rickroll. I promise.


Dear Ian,

Please, please, PLEASE stop taking me with you into the bathroom. There isn’t a single biological process that isn’t extremely disturbing to witness from my perspective. And given where you hold me, I tend to get a lot clearer view than, say, your hat. Please stop. Seriously. I promise I’ll still be there when you’re done with whatever horrible thing you’re doing. Come on, who’s going to steal a frickin’ BlackBerry?


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